January 2012
23 posts
Jan 26th
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“I’d call him racist, but I’m pretty sure he was Asian.”
– Tori. (via donotquotemeontumblr)
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 18th
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robot boy: Cookies, Naja style →
najalater: Here is a detailed photoblog on how I bake cookies. Today I am baking what I will call leftover cookies. This is because I have a few half-slabs of chocolate and half-bags of chopped nuts in my cupboard left over from other baking activities and am using them as an excuse to bake cookies. …
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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“Well, I think you’re just going to have to put your foot down.”
– Tori’s mum, to her amputee friend. (via donotquotemeontumblr)
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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australian summers :(
barbecueplease: The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance. Hot water comes out of both taps. You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron. The temperature drops below 35c and you feel a little chilly. You discover that it only takes two fingers to steer your car. You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window. You develop a fear...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 7th
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“Realizing that other people have a problem with [homosexuality] was the weirdest...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via holymotherofrowling) DanRad is one of those celebrities I ended up loving regardless of the fact that I’m not really a “fan” of any of his work, because he’s just that brilliant that I sort of can’t not (via telescopics) All of the love. (via imthejb)
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Life is like Twilight
kaleidoscopesftw: Life is like being forcibly trapped in a movie theatre watching twilight. Half the people there are crazy and attached to it. The other half just want to make it through without having a mental breakdown.
Jan 6th
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How to know you're a white girl at the club:
breaking—point: manthatburns: You show up already drunk You make terrible attempts at hitting on the bartender for cheap drinks You mysteriously lose $50 Your friend pulls you off a sleazy 30 year old grinding you with his boner You repeatedly tell your friends that they’re beautiful, you love them, and you should hang out more You cry in the bathroom over someone who probably...
Jan 3rd
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself
octaffle: Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you.  If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you.  You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot.  Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth.  And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
15 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 14th
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imfamousontumblr: what do you even do at a nightclub like is there wifi
Dec 10th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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November 2011
37 posts
Bulk-buy warehouse.
Kat: Oh look! You can buy bulk condoms!
Tori: Don't they have an expiry, though?
Kat: Yeah, good point. I don't even think I could use that many before they expired. What are people thinking!?
Tori: Well, obviously they're thinking about getting busy...
*she looks back at all the condoms*
Tori: ...very busy.
Kat: Ohh, that's the trick!
Tori: Look! You can buy bulk pregnancy tests for the ones you use after their expiry date!
Kat: Hahaha- oooh, they're actually a really good price!
Nov 30th
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Nov 28th
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Nov 28th
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Jamie: LICK MY PUSSAAAAAAAAY
Tori: WELL TECHNICALLY I HAVE
Tori: BECAUSE YOU ARE A CUNTFACE
Tori: AND I HAVE LICKED YOUR FACE BEFORE
Nov 28th
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Got my nipple pierced yesterday
jamiejenkins: lickmyballzz: jamiejenkins: wooooooooo fuck yeah babe fuck yeah when it heals gone be sooo good YOU PEOPLE REVOLT ME. YUCK. EW. GROSS. CLAMFACES.
Nov 28th
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Nov 27th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 18th
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“That guy was just running and his rat’s tail was fluttering behind in the breeze...”
– Jamie. (via donotquotemeontumblr)
Nov 18th
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